Men.  Don't buy these things for your women.  Basically, once you've seen below...don't buy us anything...just give us money.  And we'll bitch about that too.  So good luck!

The Ten Gifts Men Should Never Buy For Women:

#1.)  Underwear.

#2.)  Toiletries and cosmetics.

#3.)  Perfume, because men never quite pick the right scent.

#4.)  Kitchen utensils.

#5.)  Cheap jewelry.

#6.)  Chocolates.

#7.)  Shoes or slippers.

#8.)  A vacuum cleaner.

#9.)  Flowers.

#10.)  Exercise clothes, a workout DVD, or anything else that suggests she NEEDS to work out.

A few other things that just missed the top 10 are ADULT TOYS, anti-aging products, and luggage.