This dude - busted for SEX - with his GIRLFRIEND'S DOG... may NOT EVEN BE CHARGED with the crime!
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP.
See, according to the law, you have to be having full on SEX with the dog to be charged... and this DUDE had, um, ORAL SEX with the dog...
... and therefore, it's not considered, um, beastiality.
ONLY IN FLORIDA CAN THIS HAPPEN.