To the winners of the opening slot for Army of Anyone Monday, November 27 at Jannus Landing...



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Thanks to all the bands that entered, we had just under 100!  Also, check out the runners up:



and Burn Theory



See you Monday bitches!

1) You don't know what a meadow is

2) Your high school football team was undefeated...
against Palm Harbor's

3) Your high school resembled the fuselage of an airplane

4) You don't know what a road without construction looks like

5) You grew up on the beach, but have never been surfing

6) You know at least 5 people that have gotten into an accident on U.S. 19

7) There are as many disc golf courses as real golf courses

8) The closest thing to a "Boca bitch" lives in Tampa, because the only Boca around you is in the ghetto

9) You know what city the Devil Rays actually play in

10) You don't tell anybody what city the Devil Rays actually play in

11) There is more drama in your city council than primetime broadcast tv, but nobody has noticed

12) You have never been to a professional basketball game

13) People can tell what high school you went to based on what college you go to

14) You choose which of 4 shopoing malls to go to based on a combination of likely traffic conditions for that time of day and how much you want to spend
...and whether or not you are hungry
...and whether you want to see a movie
...and which one you went to yesterday

15) Your town has been recently injected with a Firehouse Subs

16) That Winn-Dixie over there just became another Publix...but that's ok because Winn-Dixie sucks anyways

17) You can only go North for a couple miles at a time without using McMullen-Booth/49th, or U.S. 19

18) The name of your favorite restaurant means thank you in Japanese

19) No bridge is shorter than a mile long

20) You have broken 110 mph on a bridge

21) You have received a speeding ticket from being clocked by a helicopter while you drove over a bridge doing 110 mph

 

22) Traffic gets worse for a month before the Major League Baseball season starts

23) you go downtown without seeing sky scrapers

24) You have literally driven around looking for a place with no lights...unsuccessfully

25) To "go out", you go to Tampa

26) you think East Lake and Countryside are cities

 

27) You have been shot at by a pirate ship with cannons

28) Your city's claim to fame is its sponge harvesting

 

29) Your high school softball games had much bigger crowds than the baseball games

 

30)You often eat at the world's first Hooters restaurant

 

31)You not only live on the penis of the country, but the penis of the penis of the country

 

32) You are afraid to drive on that new bridge to Clearwater beach because it might collapse (you know, to fix it, they coated it with the same epoxy resin with which i made my popsicle stick bridge in physics class)

 

33) You can tell time in the summer based on whether or not it is raining

34) You live south of "the south"

35) Every hurricane within 2000 miles is predicted to go directly over you

36) You are the only place in Florida that has not been directly hit by a hurricane

 

37) You were born in a Mease Hospital

38) The place you call home goes by the name of Larghetto, Queerwater, Tampon Strings, Palm Harlem, Easy Lay, or Semenhole

39) You know the 2 easiest ways to find tourists
1 - see who is feeding sea gulls
2 - watch people as they try to traverse the Clearwater Beach roundabout

40) You can walk from a family friendly mini-amusement park to a strip club...and still spend under $20

You could open for Army of Anyone at Jannus in St. Pete November 27!!

Send an mp3 and your myspace link here

Good Luck!!

-L