Found this piece of badassness while random Youtube-ing. Check out Phil in top form!
Season 3 starts Sunday night at 9pm and thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for this beacuse it will definitely help with the Hockey withdrawl.
Check out a little of the zombie action instore for Season 3!
Last year I carved a pumpkin for the first time...and I'm in my early 30's. Yeah, lame, I know. And because I was a virgin to pumpkin carving, it sucked.
Not this year.
Check out these tips to help give a cool pumpkin and not a douchy one like I made last year.
Stop me if you've hear this one before...
A guy goes to a strip club for his bachelor party and get brought a stage for some fun. He get's sat in front of the pole and the stripper climbs up.
And then dive bombs down on to him.
What happens to the guy?
If you said ruptured bladder, YOU WIN!
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