Last month, a 24-year-old man from Austria was in Bulgaria and got DRUNK.  And he was so drunk that on his walk home, he saw a bronze statue of a lion . . . and decided to HAVE SEX WITH IT. 

(Brown chicken brown cow! )

Police caught him with his pants all the way down, and he was railing the statue.  He was arrested for obscenity and got a year of probation and a small fine. No word on if he finished and "polished the bronze". 

Here is the object of his affection!