Torz Reynolds had a tattoo that read, "Chopper's B*tch", across her forearm. Keyword being 'had'. After she found out that her boyfriend, Stuart "Chopper" May, who told her he was moving from England to Alaska to pursue a new job, was actually wanting to break up with her to move in with another woman, she removed the tattoo.
On her own.
WITH A SCALPEL.
It gets better. After Reynolds spent an hour and a half cutting off her tattoo, she decided to package it in a jar, tie a bow around it, and mail it to her ex.